I’ve ate at a fair few refined places lately. Pan Chai in Harrods, The London Cabaret Club and The Sanderson. However all these glamorous, yet expensive places are starting to give people the impression I was born some kind of silver spoon a la Made in Chelsea. On contraire my dear friends! Oh contraire! A lot of studying, interning in the city and working my arse off got me to the bright lights of London. So listen up kids, work hard now… means you can party later! I think that’s a better campaign than Michael Gough’s one right?
Anyways, because of this, after- lets just say after a night of too hard partying, I don’t want no fillet migon with petit pois and a red jus! I want something hard, dirty and dripping in hot sauce!
But first I must confess my sins of consumption of atrocious amounts of cocktails.
Forgive me Meat Mission for I have sinned.
Meat Mission is the sister restaurant of Meat Liquor. Occupying a old church, all those who come here preach the way of the dirty burger.
With a stain glass ceiling, church pews and scriptures, I was ready for my confession.
Of course, if even at church you receive some wine, then it would only be fitting we started with some of the good stuff too.
We then decided to break bread… or chicken wings really.
And no, I don’t look glamorous when I’ve rolled out of bed with less than a clear head. Well I don’t have a hair stylist on standby like Made in Chelsea.
After repenting for our sins, we were granted a second chance. A second chance at enjoying the infamous burgers that the old Meat Liquor so diligently served.
One double cheese burger with bacon with dead hippie sauce and gravy soaked fries with fried onions.
And of course, more fried chicken for me! I love me some chicken!
Now, it is a sin to lie in church, so you know I am preaching only the truth here. BEST BURGER I HAVE HAD IN LONDON! Amen.
We then headed down to Camden for a little stroll, basking in our new found enlightenment- only to quite literally crash (I said I had a less than clear head) into this sign.
Chocolate Bacon? 100 combo hot chocolate? Faster than a nun in a brothel, we headed inside to candy land.
Might Fine are a handmade chocolate and treat shop at Camden Lock. They had every combination of fudge you could ever imagine. Tequila, champagne... I could feel us slipping back into our old sinful ways.
Thats more like it.
Of course, like a kid in.. well, a candy shop! I dived behind the counter to make my own epic hot chocolate. Never let it be said I don't work for my food.
First, select the flavour hot chocolate you wish, then which fudge you want melted into it, then whether you want cream and finally, what sinful topping you wish.
It may not look much, but oh boy, how wrong you are my friends. Cherry hot chocolate, with peanut butter fudge, cream and honeycomb on top.
I am so going to hell for this!